So I'm finally able to get around to writing my Hall of Shame post. And man have I had some fucking losers contact me lately. Let's jump right in.
Hall of Shame
This little bitch is even worse than the last one. $50 every couple of weeks? Do I look like a fucking charity for the pathetic pussies of the world? The last time I checked I was a PRINCESS and he was just some lame ass mini-dick wanting to have someone give him an excuse to go choke on the cock he craves. That he thought he could even come near me while being so worthless puts all subs to shame.
This little bitch likes to pay with echecks, making a million excuses about how he HAS to and then he cancels the payments. He'll do the same shit on amazon. So he's the worst of all the fucking losers I've had to deal with lately. He goes by @hypnailslave on Twitter, but if you look up Brandon Alexander on Facebook you'll find his real account. HAHA! Oh, did I mention I also have his real email, a scan of his license, his place of work, his address and phone number? Just let me know if you want to fuck with this loser.
This is the sort of thing I LOVE seeing in my inbox. Not your pathetic ass begging. Not you lame offers of $25 or $50 every couple of weeks. Get some balls, try and be a real man for once in your loser fucking life and bring the money.
I love stuff like this even more. Your only worth is in your wallet and maybe in entertaining me with how much of a worthless little fucking loser you are. If you want even five minutes of my time you need to get on your knees with your wallet between your teeth and come crawling.